Guys Do's and Don'ts to their gf.

When you buy chocolates for your gf, she replies "Making me fat is it??"
When you don't, "You never buy me sweets! How unsensitive you are!"

When you bring her to shopping, she says "You sure? Later you'll get bored :("
When you don't, "You have no time for me! >("

When both of you decide to get western for dinner, she says "Fattening!"
When you don't, "You're so stingy!"

When you bring her out with your friends for drinking sessions she says "Boooorinng. When are we leaving?"
When you don't, she screams "Why didn't you bring me?? You're with another girl!"

When you get her a shirt with a size smaller, she says "How can you not know what size I am :("
When you don't, and you get her a size bigger, oops, "Are you saying I'm fat??"

When you arrive early for date, she says "Making you wait for me is making me anxious!!"
When you don't, "Am I not important to you?"

When you excell better in you career than hers, she says "You're too good for me"
When you don't, "I deserve a better guy"

When you get her flowers for valentine's day, she says "I don't like flowers!"
When you don't, "All my friend's bf got them flowers. Where's mine? :("

When you ask her why she reached home late, she says "Must I report everything to you?"
When you don't, "You don't care about me :("

Tsk tsk tsk. Women nowadays. :P