What happened?
Check mail, log out, msn homepage appeared.
When sex is bad for you.
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Bad things that are good for you.
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Or maybe if you're lazy. I'll just do a simple summary for you here.
When sex is bad for you.
1. Heart attack during sex. (pity that fella)
2. Carpal tunnel syndrome
Where your fingers will go numb due to the force on your wrist.
3. Pregnancy problems.
Risk of getting miscarriage because your placenta's weak.
4. Male injuries.
No idea how to summarize xD
5. "Fractures"
Penis fractures. (ouch.)
6. Girly pains.
Pain at the vaginal area.
7. Headache.
Muscle contraction or/and blood vessels dilation at the head and neck.
Bad things that are good for you.
1. Anger.
Coping mechanism than being afraid.
2. Coffee.
Improve short-term memory, boost muscle power and raises alertness. Reduce risk of diabetes.(I still doubt this.)
3. Alcohol.
Lower risk of heart attack. (Totally doubt this)
4. Bubblegum.
Reduce cavities.
5. Infections.
To develop immune system.
6. Stress.
Small amount to boost immune system. (I think I'm overdosed xD)
7. Not doing the housework.
You won't get sick/allergies! (Mom! See!! :P)
8. Smoking.
Lesser risk of get Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease. (What the.... Doesn't make sense!)
9. Video games (this is not a bad thing what....)
Get fit, lose weight and increase heart levels.
You must be thinking "This girl has nothing better to do."
Partially correct. But I'm having account's paper tomorrow xD
Chill lah. I still need to breathe when I hang myself. (cantonese proverb)
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